• Can't let British people have air conditioning because first they'd call it something twee like "the climate fixer" and then in 20 years they'll call it "the climb" or "the climmy"

  • French kids would call it "le climot", frustrating language officials who would prefer they call it "machine pour le contrôle du climat froide à l'interieure de l'édifice"

  • soooo curious as to what my accent would be if i started regularly speaking chinese again… like i literally am a native speaker but i’m so out of practice and switched to almost exclusively speaking english when i was a kid. like the chinese i do speak now is w a chinese accent but if i started learning chinese to the same level that i speak english would my more advanced chinese have an english accent… i sure fucking hope not if it turned out i speak chinese w an english accent i’d kill myself